The continuing story of Irma the liar

Well, at a certain moment I had found out that Irma Grese mirrored another nick, Caterina Sforza: you have to be registered at rutracker.org to see the profile but here it is. Isn't she lovely? So I sent her a PM which read as follows: Hello, miss. I'm sure you know I had an unfortunate misadventure with Avax's moderators today. I believe I made nothing wrong: I was polite to you... we both know that my former account at Avax was cancelled because you lied, nevertheless I never insulted you. Now you did it again, and we both know that my last account was created AFTER we had the old one cancelled. So there's no multiple account to talk about. Now this is the deal: you talk to Pasha, kasatkal, raf or whoever you want, you explain you were wrong and bring my account back to life. Then I go my way and you go yours... happy as ever. This was option number 1... option number 2 was not so nice: I promised I would report all of her uploads to the filehosters under the DMCA. This usually ends up with files removal within a few hours from the denounce. Am I a bastards? No! I am the king of the bastards but, you know? I'm sick and tired of just sitting there waiting for the bully of the day to simply forget about me and slip out of my horizon. And anyway I gave Irma an alternative: this is a lot more than what I had from her. Then: Think about it, you have time... See you on Monday, darling. It was september 29. She answered about 4 hours later: My friend, forgive me if I'll somehow hurt! You're all misunderstood. I never asked anyone to ban you. Then I just forgot to write: No mirrors, please! One of the moderators on Avax is my friend and I asked him to remove your links. I did not even have a clue that you because of such trifles may be banned. My friend? gosh, I'm excited already! Forgive? We can talk about that... but my account? Misunderstood? OK, it happens, but why didn't you PM me about the links? And if you didn't had a clue now you have it. Still... my account? So Sunday evening came, october the 3rd I came back home and my account was still locked so I wrote Irma: ...my AVAX account is still locked. ... time for negotiation's over. I'm collecting your links and tomorrow I'll contact kasatkal & your hosters. Bye for now. Then I PMed kasatkal (moderator at Avax & user at rutracker) forwarding him the mail I sent to Irma and then: Still my account (Cheshire___Cat) is still locked. So I believe there was no communication from Irma to Avax. I'm pretty sure we are in time to settle all this in a friendly way. 6 hours later I got a message from Irma:What the fuck,man?! You think I am a little girl, but you are deeply mistaken! I am a man and I'm almost 35 years. If you lived in Russia, I would have you figured out how a man with men. I usually hit my first, and then think. How startling! First, the milk and honey has gone, wow! the lady unsheathes her claws... but then... man??? 35 y.o.??? and maybe with body hairs sprouting from his ears??? BLEAH!!! And using google translator too! The only thing with which I agree is that thinking is the last of her/his priorities. After 30 minutes s/he wrote: Last time I repeat that had no idea about your problem with the moderators. I have no one asked you to ban. I do not need it. I thought she will remove your links and all. Let's end our quarrel, okay? OK this dick! I would say in my country: I want my account back! And finally, yesterday morning, I got an answer from kasatkal (I had to use Google translator because my russian is quite rusted): Hello! Unfortunately, to restore you, I can not contact the site administrator -= Pasha13 =-! and please do not complain about the servers http://www.fileserve.com and http://www.filesonic.com/ for DMCA!!! if you do not want to after your recovery, someone else would complain on your own! (Can you please tell me how? you deleted my blog!) and prekrastite (stop?) this senseless war, to reconcile and live peacefully without interfering with each other! be reasonable please!

(Imagine aaaaaall the peopleeeee...)

My answers: yesterday: I have patience, no problem, and I'm very reasonable. I just remember how patient and reasonable you were as a moderator in Avax and I learn from you. May I suggest you try to find r@f if Pasha is unavailable? And please remember that this "war" as you called it may be senseless for you, but not for me. Irma learned that the hard way. & today: I'm afraid that the more time passes by, the higher my price will be. Now I want this blogs to be undeleted (I hope you have a backup somewhere): clasic, agenew, aviateur, vongola2, archinul, sacred, wmertensw, 56head. Do you think that this list could help you to unlock my account a little more quickly?

(followed a list of Pasha & kasatkal uploads).

This is the end of part 2, I hoped this funny story to be composed of 2 acts only but I'm afraid there will be an Act 3, because my account still look this way: